a stupid app for stupid ass mums
they literally reported me for making a fake account :/
and what kind of poor dumbass downloads a mothers equivalent to a dating app when they can just search it up themselves
lazy ass hags
they literally reported me for making a fake account :/
and what kind of poor dumbass downloads a mothers equivalent to a dating app when they can just search it up themselves
lazy ass hags
me: mum…why do you have an app called ‘mush’ on your phone?
mum: its a parenting app.
me: *checks app*
me: fucking shitty app full of disgusting mothers
mum: its a parenting app.
me: *checks app*
me: fucking shitty app full of disgusting mothers
by jayquan. May 1, 2021
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