The Medellin Mung Bean

When you’ve done a bunch of blow, you get up a good thick loogey, and spit it on your partner’s asshole before you fuck it. Lube + numbing agent. Alternatively called The Colombian Mung Bean.

We were so horny and so high on coke, I figured I might as well give her the Medellin Mung Bean so we could really turn the heat up with some anal sex.

by Lucky Pierre 2022 August 3, 2022

Munging

Gobbling food like your life depends on it

Walked around the corner to see Davo munging on a Chicko roll

by Lainie :3 March 5, 2022

Mung

When someone puts their fingers in someone else's ass

Karen munged her girlfriend the other day I hope they enjoyed it

by hottie39 September 1, 2022

mung

a peice of shit

shut up you mung human being.

by dr scilly July 5, 2021

Mung chow

1- an unsightly pooling of congealed bio waste

2- afterbirth/placenta

John Sharkey had the audacity to speak with a mouth filled with mung chow

by John Sharkey September 12, 2025

kai mung

A large disgusting demon with a horribly distorted face. It is taken out of Norse mythology and produces a smell that melts away living things.

Omg is that a kai mung! I'm dying, I'm melting away!!!

by ATX1104 August 28, 2017

Mung

When you ask your spouse to perform a task and said spouse forgets to do or does not even try to do and then lies about it.

I told Chantelle to make me a sandwich and she just munged it up.

by FattyMungMcmungin May 3, 2018