mung

it means to stick your penis in someone’s right nostril and ejaculate in it

My girlfriend asked me to mung in her.
I am a mungger

by shyguy274 May 2, 2024

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Munge

A cum like substance that can define objects, currency, and even life.

There was munge all over her face as the man pulled on his munge stick.

by Ugook October 27, 2020

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verb
1) To deliberately get very intoxicated, especially through heavy drinking or drug use

adjective
2) Extremely intoxicated or wasted.

noun
3) Someone who is dimwitted or just a bit of a fuckwit.

"Fuck, I'm so keen to get on the Mung tonight when Sam gets here"

"Bro last night I got soooo Munged out on Ket"

"That cunt is such a Mung/Munger/Munglord"

by CiggieGrub August 27, 2025

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The Creeping Mung

The stuff that oozes out of your dick hole, that is transmitted sexually

That dude got The Creeping Mung, dont put your mouth on his wee wee

by DC1999 July 17, 2019

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Munge

You're girlfriend dies and after a week of the greiving process you and a friend go and steal her corpse. Because you want to be together forever. So first you sew all of her orfices, so her ass, eyes, vagina, and mouth. Then you leave her outside for about a week. If you're lucky it'll be in the summer were it's warmer.

Then on a crisp cool night you goto the body. Get in the oral position cut open her vagina. Have your buddy step on her stomach. Then eat up what comes out.

Friend: do you want to go grab a bite to eat?

Me: no I'm still full from all the munge from last night.

by Radical Pirate January 1, 2018

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Munge

To be used in romantic or sexual situations or used to describe them: Munge - any romantic or sexual action ranging from holding hands to hot steamy anal sex.

Can also be used as an insult or a root word

“Yea, me and Jane munged a little last night”

“Listen you munge-rat”

by CommanderMitch November 29, 2023

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