cum mule

A cum mule is a super slut that goes across state lines, fills her whore hole with sperm and transports it safely and discretely back to her town of origin

My girl goes to visit her friends in eastern shore virginia all the time.
She claims to be visiting and spending time with family and friends.
I know the truth shes fucking her friends husband and his buddies
She comes back like nothing happened
Such a dumb dirty Cum Mule

by HorsethePussyFilla December 6, 2017

merlin mule

Mitpole of a mule with sherlock the annoyer as the lead, land gnomes because too many people are doing drags and forget this mule and you can only buy brakes at the helipad.

merlin mule

by xdr5t3evq3q April 22, 2025

Conspiracy Mule

like "Drug Mule" but against Conspiracy theorists

Plural: Conspiracy Mules

I'm sick and tired of this Conspiracy mule saying something about the so-called Great Reset

by Porg009 January 14, 2024

breeding mule

A woman whose only redeemable trait is the ability to offer sexual pleasure and believes she is interesting because of it

“Did you see Becky twerking last night?” “Dude totally! I pretend she’s funny because she’s my favorite breeding mule”

by Happy Carpet June 1, 2019

mule

A mule is usually referred to as someone who transports drugs from where they were made (usually illegal drugs) to somewhere else where it can then be sold.

Who is that?
That’s the mule, he’s about to go drop off a 10 key

by SMURFFRICKINSMASHER June 6, 2025

muling

Buying products, usually nail polish or other makeup, and shipping them to people in other parts of the world where these products are not available or are prohibitively expensive. Believe this comes from the idea of a pack mule that carries goods from one place to another.

I wouldn't have any of these MI-NY holos if it weren't for Maria muling them for me from Italy.

by Lionors April 22, 2015

mule neck

Slong, dick, penis, man sex organs

I need you to rub mule neck.

by .... Anonymous_girl... November 9, 2017