Chicago Drug Mule

Cocktail made with Jeppsen’s Malort

1.5 oz Tequila
0.75 oz lime juice
0.75 oz cranberry juice
0.5 oz Jeppson’s Malort
2 oz ginger beer

‘Malort is undrinkable’

‘If you mix it into a Chicago Drug Mule, it’s only mildly unpleasant’

by waterbaby8391 November 25, 2022

Flag

whole motor mule

Do you have the whole motor mule for the camp out?

by hootnholler May 12, 2014

Flag

A white sock mule horse is when you cant drive a vehicle worth a f*ck and you wreck on the way

Chaz was on his way to work and somehow managed to hit a white sock mule horse

by Freddy mulecock April 16, 2020

Flag

A woman whose only redeemable trait is the ability to offer sexual pleasure and believes she is interesting because of it

“Did you see Becky twerking last night?” “Dude totally! I pretend she’s funny because she’s my favorite breeding mule”

by Happy Carpet June 01, 2019

Flag

Señor Mule is someone who works hard and doesn’t quit till the job is done

by Nebraska-Canadian March 11, 2022

Flag

That kid must be a mule driver. I see him driving it all day long

by DR. MULEDRIVER November 06, 2013

Flag

When a very country low class woman gets turned on and her vagina becomes wet/moist.

Damn, that feller over there is so sexy he got my mule sweatin'.

by Skittle_Pop May 25, 2023

Flag