massive

An overused adjective to mean 'big' (not in a size way) or 'important' or 'crucial'.

As in a Premier League footballer: "The next game is massive, one we just have to win".

by TidUD December 4, 2021

Massive

West Ham United

West Ham are fucking massive

by Jhaus December 5, 2021

Massive woopsie

Being made a Prince because no one wants to be a queen and your not good enough to be a king.

Tyler your a massive woopsie

by Cmb2001 ytk January 9, 2022

massive mia

this is a girl who reads too much that she never showers and smells like poo and onions,
people tend to run away.

she has no friends.

errr its a massive mia EEWWWWW

by emily+paige :0 February 25, 2022

massive putin

When you feel like you just took the biggest shit, but upon investigation of the results only a tiny log remains with your ass crack covered in smeared shit.

You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole

Russia pulled a massive Putin on invading the Ukraine.

by SpookEtooth March 13, 2022

Massive

The only word that can describe the size of West Ham United Football Club

West Ham are massive

by Banterours cow 101 March 19, 2022

Massive Asshole

Someone who really sticks out in the crowd (probably the worst? Massive?) for doing crappy things, and mostly pissing everyone off.

My buddy George has been sick for two days because of his "Massive Asshole" boss.

by nicemeister April 6, 2022