A monkey whose power are beyond human comprehension, the most accurate representation of God as he is a living being of truth and peace.
by lewiix May 5, 2021
Get the Le monkemug. by OmG cHoLeStErOl December 30, 2018
Get the Hayden monkmug. by sussy baka man May 24, 2022
Get the monke dedmug. a pseudo spiritual guru worshipping person who likes to parade their spirituality around upon others like its a fashion show, misappropriating the spiritual journey for the purposes of their own ego whilst practicing no real spiritual life of their own
that guy is a total monk slut. all he does is chase pussy. he just told me he's basically a monk and brags that ones of his monks says he'll be totally enlightened someday. He hangs out with monks all the time, but goes through women like toilet paper and talks trash about people all the time. he doesn't practice right speech or right action. he thinks enligtenment is a social club.
by life alchemist May 24, 2018
Get the monk slutmug. by OmG cHoLeStErOl December 30, 2018
Get the Hayden monkmug. At any given point of time, the max number of stages of MS is given by the cumulative dumbfuckery that person has carried out or thought about from his birth till that very specific point of time. By this definition, the max stages of MS can never decrease. It'll either remain constant in best case or keep on increasing.
Yesterday Monty was telling me that he was cool because some girl was stalking him via his instagram story
I think he is diagnosed with Monke Syndrome
I think he is diagnosed with Monke Syndrome
by Neriv October 15, 2020
Get the monke syndromemug. Moist Monke is when you make a gorilla erect from watching Zero Two hentai. Then rub petrol on the gorillas testicles, place the gorilla into a dog enclosure and watch them reproduce.
by Kev Likes Frog Lady January 9, 2021
Get the Moist Monkemug.