Mineral oil

Similar to Metamucil but a bit worse. This shit will make you shit oil outta your ass for weeks!!

My grandma takes mineral oil and has frequent underwear accidents.

by Terri March 2, 2004

Miners Helmet

a flash light strapped to the shaft of your cock (shlong, penis, 3rd leg, banger etc) for finding your way in the dark during the night if and when you wake up with your tent pichted, aka mornin glory.. to be used on turgid tadgers, brickers and pingers if you prefer the hands free version, if not then flacid will do also with the hands on approach.

"DAMN IT!.. need a piss! and the electric has run out!!.. time to dawn the miners helmet and seeing as I have a pinger, I shall be opting for the hands free approach"

miners helmet pinger bellend

by ShadeMade aka G-Funk November 27, 2011

Minerva Liu

Some ugly Chinese girl that call people Asian because she is a wannabe white girl.
She is very popular but nobody knows why. Mostly spends time by her self but knows a lot of people.
She also dated some hot guys but everyone knows that it was just for the clout.

Minerva Liu: Oh, ur such an Asian kid
Asian kid: Oh really, well ur Asian too btw
Minerva Liu: Haha I'm white dummy

by YaLoveToSeeIt November 18, 2018

big fat gargantuan gallon sized mommy milkers

honestly, I don't even know what to type here. ill probably just put something from meet the engineer, but I give up on trying to understand this god-forsaken universe. so in conclusion, if you hear some weeb say this, the answer is to use a gun, and if that don't work... use the gun on yourself.

oh man, that killer vampire woman sure does have some big fat gargantuan gallon sized mommy milkers, i wanna shit on her chest.

by potato-lord-69420 April 15, 2021

Minter

Something that is in very good condition or of good quality

You should have bought that car I saw the other day, it was a minter!

by Slyer January 10, 2009

diamond miner

A variation of the coal miner. when fisting the person and grabbing the turd, just before extraction donkey punch the individual.

Jared thought that Josh was going to give him a special Valentines gift. Little did Jared know that Josh and Richie were experianced 'alternative' diamond miners.

by CoxHall Master March 26, 2007

mingerdumper

someone who dumps a really ugly ugly moll,

That guy is a mingerdumper.

by joe September 3, 2003