Milanita

The best cousin alive right now

Milanita: Hey i hate u
Y/N: Oh

by gekomaster March 19, 2021

millitow

mixing crack cocaine and black tar heroin and drinking it with a swirly straw

person 1: what's crackalackin'
person 2: not much just wanting some millitow
person 1: yeah that would be poggers

by wazzzeeeep March 29, 2021

Military Goggles

When you’re in the military and someone looks more attractive than they really are because you haven’t had some action in a long time, because you’re in the military.

“Yo that girl over there is really hot.”
“Nah man shes a 5/10 at best, you just have those military goggles on.”

by beener598 July 13, 2021

millitery gaglefuck

A group of merine infentrymen in a larfe gathering

The mernines are in a millitery gaglefuck

by anonymous August 26, 2021

Military Grade Shitposting

1.) shitposting at absurd levels
2.) accidental shitpost among higher up officials

whoever played that 18+ video of Tifa during the senate meeting has balls of steel to do that kind of military grade shitposting

by EndlessAnomaly January 20, 2022

Military Black Toes

What happens to your toes when you go into the military for 1 minute with Air Jordan 4 Military blacks

I have military black toes.

by Military Black TOES September 6, 2022

Militarizzm

Military but with rizz.

Too much militarizzm going on in the USA 🦅🦅

by urbanrevenge March 7, 2023