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Milkshake Slang

The act in which a female person gargles male semen for so long until it becomes so soft and unsticky that it essentially becomes a milkshake.
Man 1: Dude, last night Janey milkshake slanged.

Man 2: That's weird man.
by A Pack Of Crispy Crackers August 23, 2016
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mexican milkshake

a combination of blood, sweat, and skeet. The the three are normally the direct result of a member of the D-Unit or Skeet Squad.
After Dewey came back from Smoothie King, he decided he'd rather call up his friend Godfrey over for a delightful sharing of mexican milkshakes
by skeetmanhickerson January 12, 2009
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marijuana milkshake

A marijuana milkshake is when you put a glass beer mug, bottle, cup, etc. in a freezer and let it frost over. Once it is frosted over you blow a shotgun into the glass then pass the glass to someone else and they "drink" the smoke.
Hey! Who's down for a marijuana milkshake?!
by KoffinKay June 23, 2011
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Pelican milkshake

Being shat on from a great height by a large bird. Used as slang when everything that could go wrong does go wrong
Karen took the day off and left me with a Pelican Milkshake
by Pondmoose November 15, 2021
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buttfuck milkshake

An alcoholic drink which consists of whipped cream vodka, banana liquor, kaluah, chocolate syrup, and milk.
While waiting for a train at the railroad tracks, "oh, shit, this long line is such a buttfuck milkshake."

Or- "I could really go for a buttfuck milkshake right about now."
by heisnathethegreat25 December 17, 2017
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Satan's Milkshake

The mixture of shit and cum that comes out of a asshole.
Bro me and my girl tried anal lastnight, she made me suck up my Satan's Milkshake through a straw.
by SaltWithNoPepper May 8, 2020
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banana milkshake

You say it when something is dope as fuck.
(Origin is from "when life gives you bananas, banana milkshake
Guy 1: "Dude i just banged that girl"
Guy 2: "Bruh banana milkshake"
by SKELLY_BOI March 30, 2020
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