Midwest Mojito

Any drink that gets tainted with grass clippings while mowing and you continue to drink it. (Just like a mojito, replaces the mint with grass)

Wind picked up and filled Earl's Busch Light full of grass clippings but its not stopping him from drinking it. He calls that the midwest mojito.

by ajm3 June 6, 2025

Midwest trespass

The act of doing a neighbor a favor such as mowing the yard, or shoving snow without telling them.
Trespassers are often caught and given baked goods.

"Neighbors yard is getting tall, better mow it for them. "

"You going to ask them first?"

"Nope, Midwest trespass."

by anonymous June 12, 2025

midafternoon

1- 15:00 (3:00 pm).
2- The middle of the afternoon.

Midafternoon.

by Ñwñwñwñwñwñw August 5, 2025

Midwest sober

mid-west soh-ber

Def.: when you're an alcoholic but haven't gotten charged with any DUIs

Daniel: drive safe out there

Chris: don't worry, I'm still midwest sober
Daniel: good, keep it that way

by TheTallestPsychonaut August 7, 2025

midforenoon

1- 09:00 (9:00 am).
2- The middle of the morning.

Midforenoon.

by Ñuñuñuñuñuñu August 9, 2025

midfielder

A "midfielder" is the player that connects the defense and offense, basically the glue of the team.

I hate being midfielder bro I'm like the overworked employee.

by Drake1234321 September 9, 2025

midfielder

A midfielder is the player that does majority of the running and connects the offense and defense. They're basically the glue of the team.

I hate being a midfielder bro, I'm basically just an overworked employee.

by Drake1234321 September 9, 2025