pipsqueek midget

a very small, and weak person, who can be messed with by anyone other than other pipsqueek midget's

look at the pipsqueek midget, its so funny how it tries to be stong and tall!

by Jsshadow May 24, 2018

Nano Midget

1: A person (male or female), who is extremely short and has narcissistic tendencies similar to that of a chihuahua. They usually come in the form of annoying , stupid siblings. 2: An insult used towards people who are short and thick as fuck boi

Get down from the table you stupid fucking Nano Midget!

by Master Of The Soul Stone November 1, 2018

Slappin midgets

When a male jerks his gherkin. The ole pickle tickle.

Hey man, is Nate Dogg slappin midgets again!? That's the fifth time today.

by Realvimshady March 31, 2019

The Midgey Game

A fun social activity to be played in public in which the competitors alternate turns each round, reciting the word “midgey” at increasingly louder volumes until all but one participant backs out or all participants are shouting at the top of their lungs. Comparable to the penis game.

Come here shawty, wanna play the midgey game?

by Misterstitches November 21, 2019

Salty midget

Someone who’s 5ft tall with severe anger problem.

They are the ones to be the most cocky but at the end of the day they are the ones who remain quite.

Just imagine a small kid (which is the salty midget) who talks behind each others back’s but are friendly in-person.

by MarkIsAlpha December 5, 2020

Kickin' Midgets

A phrase used to describe what someone can do when he buys shoes.

"Yo Nike just lowered their price on the Air Force 1s, just 90 bucks and you can be kickin' midgets"

by Shair October 3, 2022

tickle the midget

An alternative term for male masturbation, or any manual stimulation of the penis.

Women's beach volley ball always makes me want to "tickle the midget."

by Matanoel October 31, 2013