Michael

who is that?
that’s michael he plays golf
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Michael

very sus human being he likes to sing

I like it fast, right in my ass (Hehehe, heh!)
I like it right after I cut the grass
Because I'm sweaty, I don't like girls named Betty
I like men, named, Carlton

I like when they black, 'cause I get on my back
And lift up my sack, and lick my ass crack
I don't play them games, I don't play them girls
I like it when them boys rock my world

I'm from that Westbank, I am a skank
I like dick, I'll play, I'll fuck yo click
'Cause I'll bend 'em over, in the shower
I'll do it for only two dollars (Hehehe)

jkjk overall very hot, cute and awesome personality
Hey michael
ahaha sksks heeyyy im gay
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Michael

Always the smartest in the room . Knows how to get your girl whenever he wants to . He is also known for having a giant dick (10 Inches or bigger )
Oh Michael is coming u better hide your girlfriend boi
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Michael

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I Michaeled to the Michael of Michael’s Michael
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Michael

The most alpha male being in existence .
Michael’s are usually highly attractive men, who have the ladies falling at their feet, but michael will always keep his cool and will never break someone’s heart,and do you know why? Because he’s an alpha male
A female: michael is so kind , I want HIM
Male: michael gets all the ladies,how does he do it?!
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Michaeling

Michaeling is when someone misses all of there shots in game (usually done by a guy named Michael)
"Michael cant stop michaeling" or "why are you michaeling?"
by im not michaeling July 07, 2020
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