John Mayer

1. A amazingly talented, beautiful voiced musician.
2. A sex symbol
3. A icon that people tend to get jealous of
4. A man that will take the world by storm
5. Perfect.

"did you hear John Mayers new cd TRY! it was spectacular"

" John Mayer is Beautiful, Period."

" John Mayer performs excellent live, go check it out"

by honeybananas April 11, 2006

John Mayer Disorder

Abbreviated with the acronym JMD, it is a mental state of being when one hears a song and devolops a liking for it, but abruptly changes their feelings about the song upon hearing the name of the artist or group who preforms the song. Getting it's name originally from the reaction by people first listening to the songs produced by artst John Mayer, but has and can be used for other groups and artists.

Jen: Hey, I like this song! Who sings this?
Sara: Lady Antebellum.
Jen: Oh. Turn it off.
Sara: I thought you liked it?
Jen: I can't now, it's classic John Mayer Disorder.

by littlebrownlab April 28, 2011

Meer Buppet

A versatile noun/verb/adj./interjection that can be used to describe any situation ever, past, present, future, or in a parallel dimension.

"Dude, that girl had some awesome meer buppets."

"Guys, let's just meer some buppets tonight."

-"Steve you're fired."
-"MEER BUPPETS!"

by The Buppet Meer Man November 1, 2009

meera sharkeisha

sharkeisha, but not black.
always on her period
loves the playas
calls people bitches.
needs beauty sleep.
sweats are the clothes for meera sharkeishas

1. look at meera sharkeisha man! damn! she tired

by girl be sharkeisha April 15, 2014

Mayerli

Someone who has homosexual tendencies. Can be nice but say the wrong thing and she’ll come at you with 10 different scientific sources to back her opinion up (even if she’s wrong). Small and feisty like a chihuahua.

“Ugh, Mayerli totally just told me off about the school to prison pipeline”

by Ruby Chuby November 12, 2019

Mayer

The Male equivalent to a Jayer. Cuffs Jayers is not a smuv pure player.

Dude keshon is such a mayer.

by billyfillipd4president April 23, 2011

meerkat

the little rodents that animal planet has an entire show about

the small rodent simular to a prarie dog like a meerkat

by themeerkat June 9, 2009