Max

Max is the ugliest man alive he has many friends but they are all fake since he is rich , he smells and he is fat and dumb

"Ewwwww look at max"
*max starts talking*
"Oh hiiiiii!"

by LalalLLLLLLlLalalala June 5, 2019

max

a boy who is a player who all the girls want, he's sexy and fit and kind and a great kisser. he's a good boyfriend but a complete dickhead

girl one: omg look over there..

girl two: wow he's such a max
girl three: thats my boyfrind!
girl one and two: LUCKY!

by Th February 17, 2013

maxing

Breaking up a couple to get with one of them

Friend: you maxing that couple bruh?

Playa: hell yeah I'm maxing them

by mhunny23 October 11, 2014

max

commonly refers to someone who enjoys a rusty crook on a daily basis

rusty crooks and max goes are such a daily thing

by tuff nigee December 27, 2009

Max

to take a dump, and or shit on ones face,

OHH fuck dude I just got a max on my fucking face. Damn

by Big Papa 22 December 17, 2008

Max

Total douche with a huge penis. Likes to act gay, but won't put out for other guys who act gay.

1: Hey dude, let's go to hot topic and act gay!
2: No man, Max is in there. He won't put out.

by SearchingforthePrincess February 11, 2009

Max

A player that fucks with girls hearts. He says he loves them then he breaks their hearts shamelessly. He jumps from girl to girl. He makes them fall inlove with him and then he pretends he loves them back just so he can break their heart 2 days later. Goes out with a girl then cheats on her with thousands of other girls because he can. Tells 10 girls in one week that he likes them.

player heartbreaker cheatermax

by bbygirlxoxo October 18, 2013