soggy llama

When a small emo girl with purple hair has to finger herself because no one else will. Her tears fall onto her bush making it look like a rain soaked llama.

Hey why didn’t you come out last night? I was at home giving myself a soggy llama.

by Golden_Flaps July 3, 2021

llama logic

when two people are in a argument if some one goes "llama logic!" they will automatically win because llamas are the best and cannot be defeated.

friend "No they said this"
you "Nooooo they didnt they said this"

friend "im right your wrong!"
you "llama logic'
friend "Damn you win"

by you moms house :) October 28, 2012

Purple Llama

The phrase, "Purple Llama" was originally created as a conversation starter between two people who weren't well aquainted. Later on it was paired with the phrase "like pie" which was previously used to prevent awkward silences. Now it has become a force of it's own being used in many different situations.

"purple llamas like pie"

by llamasapplepie January 13, 2008

Poke Llamas

First of all, llamas are the most superior intelectuals known to man. They rain 2nd (after kitties) in superiority. Llamas love all human beings and are happy to always call a cab for you when you are drunk. Never poke a llama because they are too busy looking at their vaginas with a handmirror. Llamas also knit the best scarfs.

I'm going to send a text to Jenno saying "Poke Llamas" and I'm not even high!

by Jennoza July 10, 2010

como se llama

a way to call your girlfriend when you wanna mention her in a conversation with someone but all of a sudden you forgot her name. be careful though, if she understands spanish and finds out, she might make it her gaming nickname.

boyfriend's mom: how are you doing?
boyfriend: good, today i hanged out with... como se llama...

by c0mosellama September 29, 2020

Llama Killer

The ultimate online gamer. All others immulate and attempt to gain this level of perfection. Killer Steve's mentor and idol.

One day, I'd like to be like Llama Killer.

by Bob Adams October 4, 2006

Llama Farm

A woman patch of fur above the cunt; shaped like a heard of llamas.

Person #1- I'm ur new employer but first u must do something for me...
Chick- OK anything.
Person #1- I need to have ur vagina on my wall!
Chick- Ok.
Person #1- take it off.
Chick- ok... (takes pants off(she has no panties))
Person #1- oh dear lordy is that a llama farm?!

by Squeezie them cheeks March 1, 2009