limping balls

Balls that became so small like a limping cow.

Kevin's limping balls are fartingly painful after a major shook up at the Jerking club.

by Mewmewcow September 21, 2017

Limp-dick Patriotism

Type of patriotism that consists of acting like youre in a cult when talking about your country/state/city.

america is a land of Limp-Dick Patriotism

by eleggtroswing July 12, 2025

limp toaster

a mentally slow human who has the iq of a toaster and can’t get hard

used as an insult,

“you’re a whole limp toaster”

by Krafffffty February 27, 2021

Limp Noodle

A dick that is non-erect and can not get hard. Also used as an insult to imply someone has a limp noodle or is in fact a giant limp dick.

Say that to my face you limp noodle. Yeah thats what I fucking thought.

by epjkb October 5, 2020

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limp noodle

lacking in both physical and mental toughness. a pussy.

me: look at our president! what a limp noodle!
president brandon: LFGB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by spotlight ah moonlight ah November 27, 2022

Briers' Limp

Feigning an injury whilst losing at a sports game, as popularized by the pre-Tony Smith era Warrington Rugby League half-back Lee Briers.

Wire were losing away at Wakefield, so Lee reverted to the Briers' limp.

by asdasdasdasdbadbad July 2, 2011