Landon

Pure confidence

Wowwwww god damn look at that Landon😛

by Smd you old hag May 18, 2023

Landon

Landon is a good guy to be around.He always has the best friends.Landon makes good money aswell as a big dick.Landon is athletic and has a nice body.But when Landon says he will bang ur mom he could if he really wanted.But jokes aside landon is a great ladies man.He has good experience with the ladies and would make a perfect husband. Landon knows how to make a women happy and laugh.Most of women think about fucking landon.

That guys such a landon.I wish I were that girl!

by Urmumspus March 13, 2022

Landon

The type of kid to get girls anytime anywhere. Has the best face and can strike even the cutest of girls. Also all girls named Pippa love him.

Pippa walks in
Landon: hey
Pippa: heyyyyyy
“Dies cause Landon is too hot”

by Epic gay boi August 7, 2021

Landon's Brother

Art Barr. Famous wrestler. AKA Landon's new dead brother.

I sure do miss Landon's Brother.

by amelioooooo February 9, 2021

landon

a sweet, cute, hot boy who probably has curly hair. he will love you forever even if you guys brake up, he is always around his friends but he's secretly a softy but doesn't want to admit it.

"look hes so cute! thats so landon!"

by kyli doering <3 October 7, 2021

landon eltz

a hot,strong,cute guy with a comb over and hearing aids.

by:mikayla wachtel

I am Mikayla and boy landon eltz is so hot

by mikalqndonlqndon eltz March 12, 2017

Landon Hyphen

Landon Hyphen is a character found in ancient Patrician myths. The story of Landon Hyphen is not a very happy one, he had a rough childhood growing up vertically challenged, and eventually was turned into a bull (the Landimal) by an evil witch named Kathryn (who was also his grandmother). Landons mom is Eva Bryson, and his father is unknown, though his stepfather goes by the name of Kiki Cheski. Landons great grandmother is Brooklyn.

Landon species is commonly known as a Single Landon, as Landons are extremely rare on the overground island of Patrick.

person 1: "Have you heard of the Patrician myth the Landimal?"
person 2: "Yes! I find how Landon Hyphen was turned into a Landimal by his grandmother to be very interesting."

by williambowery November 13, 2023