A combination of space docking and fucking, when a man plunders and pillages a shit filled vagina with his cock of vengeance.
by hr2 September 22, 2006
Get the Brown Kitten mug.Anyone called Katie/Katey/KT/Katy is a Kittalings.
It is a nickname, which only a Kittalings can call you.
It is a nickname, which only a Kittalings can call you.
Jo: Hi Kittalings..
Katie: You can't call a Kittalings, Kittalings unless your a Kittalings, and you're not a Kittalings so you can't call a Kittalings a Kittalings.
So Kittalings off!
Jo: Okay Kittalings :)
Katie: You can't call a Kittalings, Kittalings unless your a Kittalings, and you're not a Kittalings so you can't call a Kittalings a Kittalings.
So Kittalings off!
Jo: Okay Kittalings :)
by Jayface May 15, 2008
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The act of being able to meditate on something, while smashing the hell out of something else, i.e. focusing on something positive, while literally destroying something negative (such as a word, scribbled on a plate).
Relaxation, elevation, focusing energy and letting go, in a safe and controlled environment, through physical exertion, destruction and vocalization, as opposed to insisting that meditation can only be done in an uncomfortably seated position, while chanting and breathing deeply.
Meditation for those of us who actually deal in reality and real feelings and emotions (like frustration and anger, as well as happiness and satisfaction), and can meditate any time, any place and any way we like.
Meditation for people who would rather take their stress out on some hapless inanimate object, than to cast the blame on someone else, like those self righteous shits do, while they breathe deeply, do yoga and eat tofu, as they point out how awful everyone else in the world is.
Relaxation, elevation, focusing energy and letting go, in a safe and controlled environment, through physical exertion, destruction and vocalization, as opposed to insisting that meditation can only be done in an uncomfortably seated position, while chanting and breathing deeply.
Meditation for those of us who actually deal in reality and real feelings and emotions (like frustration and anger, as well as happiness and satisfaction), and can meditate any time, any place and any way we like.
Meditation for people who would rather take their stress out on some hapless inanimate object, than to cast the blame on someone else, like those self righteous shits do, while they breathe deeply, do yoga and eat tofu, as they point out how awful everyone else in the world is.
Steve: "Breathing deeply ten times just doesn't cut it for me any more. I need to step it up. I need to get real. I need some kinetic meditation. I'm going to go fuck some shit up, and get rid of some of this chip on my shoulder!"
Vanessa: "Hey, you know what? I know exactly where you can do that. It's this place called Sarah's Smash Shack, in San Diego!"
Vanessa: "Hey, you know what? I know exactly where you can do that. It's this place called Sarah's Smash Shack, in San Diego!"
by GingerMac July 4, 2009
Get the kinetic meditation mug.A rare and always fatal disease which kills in 4 days. Kitten flu starts off with normal flu like symptoms but then on the second day ears start forming on your skull and a tail starts to form on your rear, this process is excruciatingly painful. On the fourth day when the ears and tail are fully formed, they fall off, your heart explodes and you die. Kitten Flu, though believed to be originated from kittens, is not passed out to humans through contact with the animal.
random person 1: "i feel really sick and my head and lower back hurt like mad, its hard to describe"
random person 2:" does it feel almost like something is growing out of them?"
random person 1: "actually, yeah, thats exactly what it feels like
random person 2: oh shit bro, i think you might have kitten flu, get away from me!"
random person 2:" does it feel almost like something is growing out of them?"
random person 1: "actually, yeah, thats exactly what it feels like
random person 2: oh shit bro, i think you might have kitten flu, get away from me!"
by SpecialKk May 15, 2010
Get the Kitten Flu mug.A kitten is the opposite of a cougar. It is a word used to describe a woman who is 15 years or more younger than the man she is dating.
Charlie is 54 years old and dating Sara a 32 year old. Sara is a kitten because she is a lot younger than Charlie.
by Ta-Casso January 20, 2014
Get the Kitten mug.A practice used in online dating where an accurate image of oneself is not conveyed through pictures. This is done primarily by:
Exclusion- excluding photos that clearly show what you look like between your feet and shoulders. (all headshots).
Old pictures-pictures that are old when you were younger and in better shape or when one did not have children.
Filters-blurring and skin smoothing.
Camera angles such as high overhead shots.
Color washing - wearing black against a black background or adjusting the brightness to hide facial details.
Crowd hiding- being in a group picture wedged closely between two other people.
Sliming or body shaping undergarments-wearing spanx or girdles.
Exclusion- excluding photos that clearly show what you look like between your feet and shoulders. (all headshots).
Old pictures-pictures that are old when you were younger and in better shape or when one did not have children.
Filters-blurring and skin smoothing.
Camera angles such as high overhead shots.
Color washing - wearing black against a black background or adjusting the brightness to hide facial details.
Crowd hiding- being in a group picture wedged closely between two other people.
Sliming or body shaping undergarments-wearing spanx or girdles.
I met a girl online when I showed up on our first date she was clearly several years older and 30 lbs heavier than her pictures led me to believe. I knew immediately she was kittenfishing but to avoid an awkward situation I still continued the date that ended up costing $120 and about 10 hours of my life between communicating talking on the phone and the date.
by Webster Jaxburt April 25, 2022
Get the Kittenfishing mug.When you want to send a girl a dick pic, but don't want to be awkward, so you draw a picture of a cat on it. Instead of being weirded out, she will laugh.... with all of her friends.
T: "Wanna see my dick kitten?"
A: "What is a dick kitten?"
T: *sends pic*
A: *screenshots, and shows friends* (sorry T)
A: "What is a dick kitten?"
T: *sends pic*
A: *screenshots, and shows friends* (sorry T)
by MEEEOOOW January 31, 2015
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