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Keith

SOMEONE I HAVE A FAT CRUSH ON
“God i have a crush on keith”
“WHY IS HIS NAME SO UGLY!”
by Mostrandomshitever December 4, 2022
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Keith

Brother jean. The best keithston there is.
Sup Keith
by Supercooldude2187 November 15, 2020
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Keith Lagasse

A bum from central Connecticut whose only goal in life is to go to as many minor league sports as he can whilst complaining on facebook about how he doesn’t have any money for food or a room to sleep in. He puts forth no effort in life to better himself and doesn’t deserve the thoughts and prayers one might feel inclined to offer him.
See that man gloating about taking the bus across Connecticut.

Yeah he’s such a Keith Lagasse
by PeetaMoran August 7, 2023
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Keith

A absolute manwhore- keith is the personification name of evil

They usually are involved in some sketchy type schiz-
Whether it be faking disorders, or joining cults

They also make shoddy art and somehow have simps, despite being a absolute table eating cocomelon watching ipad kid.
They look like their hair got cut with a weedwhacker very shittily

One time he even drew art OF MY GIRLFRIEND with a gun to her head

If you meet keith
#CANCEL HIM

#CANCELKEITH
Me:Hey check out what Keith posted.
Max: Oh my god he did not-
Me: that whore never stops does he..
by Keith hater anonymous April 23, 2022
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Keith

FINE ASS NIGGA WHO CAN FUCK EVEYBODY HE WILL make YOU CUM Keith is so sexy he goes to geo prep and fucks all the bitches the finest nigga you know and has a BBC
by Qauntavious pringle September 14, 2022
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A Keith

A wicked awesome person who always gives way more than he gets . Hes too nice and it usually works to his detriment.
Man did you see what that guy just gave me. He just pulled a Keith
by Randomchick617 March 11, 2019
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