A Karen is a person that likes to be as annoying as humanly possible. She is well known for eating cats. She is that kind of person that has to pay people to be her friend. A Karen is a person that is persistent in being an absolute shit-head to everyone around her.
Karen’s also enjoy eating cement, you can still hear the crunch of Karen from 12 miles away. Instead of having cereal for breakfast. She believes there is nothing better than a nice solid vita-brick to start your day. With this in mind, you can obviously figure out that a Karen would weigh a minimum of 5 tonnes.
Karen’s also enjoy eating cement, you can still hear the crunch of Karen from 12 miles away. Instead of having cereal for breakfast. She believes there is nothing better than a nice solid vita-brick to start your day. With this in mind, you can obviously figure out that a Karen would weigh a minimum of 5 tonnes.
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Employee: oh sorry ma’am, let me get some in the back
Karen: no I want to talk to the manager
Employee: oh sorry ma’am, let me get some in the back
Karen: no I want to talk to the manager
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Get the Karen mug.A Karen is a type of person who will just piss you off. She took the kids away after you divorced because you didn’t put the toilet seat down or something stupid like that.
She has a haircut that goes to the bottom of the side of her head and she is a type of person who will update her diet on snapgram and she will take the kids to soccer practice
When she does her weekly shop she will aske to speed to the manager of her local Asda or Walmart.
She has a haircut that goes to the bottom of the side of her head and she is a type of person who will update her diet on snapgram and she will take the kids to soccer practice
When she does her weekly shop she will aske to speed to the manager of her local Asda or Walmart.
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