Boat Crud

1) The disease that one person brings onboard the submarine that infects the entire crew, rendering the boat virtually useless. 2) The combination of all diseases brought onboard by the crew that makes the super-powerful, incurable, mega-disease that everyone gets.

In other news, a new crewmember onboard U.S.S. Underway, as brought boat crud underway. No word yet on how this will affect its upcoming deployment.

by brad the nuke July 1, 2011

Square Boat

Someone who is straight edge, doesn't do anything bad.

Jenifer is such a square boat she wouldn't even drink at the New Years Eve party.

by Kyle1luv October 28, 2003

Boat stare

The stare of a boat but it's a person.

Hey did you guys see Mr. Shid?
Yeah he goat a real boat stare about him.

by sk8terb0i July 10, 2021

Boomer Boat

A cruise ship usually patronised by Baby Boomers who enjoy each others company by bonding through "Back in my day..." or "Young people these days..." anecdotes.

Q. Hey John, where are your parents at the moment?

A. Sailing the Mediterranean in a 'Boomer Boat' with a bunch of other entitled geriatrics. Probably enjoying the Diarrhea phase of the cruise by now...

by Pecks 1970 April 23, 2020

Boats Docked

1. Hanging Out, Chilling, Posted Up at a selected location.
2. Said when you agree with a statement.

1. Boats docked at the bar, are you coming?
2. "Did you see that girl? Shes hot"
Reply with "Boats Docked"

by Scalzbro October 12, 2011

roader boat

Similar to road head, when someone performs a motorboat on a girl while in the car.

"I gave my boyfriend road head the other day."

"Yeah? Well my boyfriend took my top off and roader boated me."

by Spring Break 08 March 10, 2008

finger boats

When a girl has extremely big feet with long toes. The toe nails are weird in shape and the complete toe plus toenail looks like a hand.

"Can i borrow some shoes?"
"Hell no look at your finger boats"

by goldenmoonlight May 15, 2012