Early Fireworks

Where an individual takes a severe beating by another individual or a group to the point they black out, before New Year, or any other holiday that has involvement with Fireworks.

Whilst taking these beatings, the victim experiences hard solid impacts from the hits they take against their body that imitate the loud climaxing sounds of a firework. If they close their eyes while taking the hits, they see flashy contrasted colors -- (similar to fireworks) if they are given a black eye, or are wounded on the eye.

Boy 1: “Dude! Wake up! What the fuck happened to you?”
Boy 2: “Oh Christ, I got ganged up and got to see Early Fireworks.”

by inlunier February 10, 2023

Early morning robin

essentially masculine: waking up with a hard-on,... a sign of good health, a throbbin' robin...
From the old ironing spray or roll on supplement 'Robin Starch'...which stiffened collars and cuffs....

The first spring morning was delightful, the dawn chorus filled the air with natures song and Dave woke up with the 'early morning Robin' pushing against the duvet...

by The Daemon November 2, 2013

.9.The Fun Through Someone Like Yourself As Moist Towards Yourself Will Have An Early Weekend To Start So,., End The In Good Come All Will It Know You Down Deep,.,On Going Is What About Worry To Refuse Mustiness.9.

.9.The Fun Through Someone Like Yourself As Moist Towards Yourself Will Have An Early Weekend To Start So,., End The In Good Come All Will It Know You Down Deep,.,On Going Is What About Worry To Refuse Mustiness.9.

.9.The Fun Through Someone Like Yourself As Moist Towards Yourself Will Have An Early Weekend To Start So,., End The In Good Come All Will It Know You Down Deep,.,On Going Is What About Worry To Refuse Mustiness.9.

by 0AmanasazA0 November 14, 2025

early dump notice

when your boyfriend or girlfriend start talking about the future and you notice that you arent in it so then you get concerned and ask why am i not in your future? and then they break the bad news, i wasnt planning on being you forever sorry

sarah- hey tom, you know when i get married the guy i want to married to would have to be extremely hot so none of our kids would be ugly

tom- what about me?!?

sarah- oh yea this is your only early dump notice

by demipse February 13, 2010

Butt-ass early

Really early

We’re gonna have to get up butt-ass early tomorrow

by Assterblaswteer March 26, 2023

early late

When you arrive later than you would normally be, but are still early.

person 1: "I'm a bit later than I was last time, but I'll still be on time, I'm early late!"

by d.d.1.2 May 28, 2019

Early

Behaving like a man named Earl, one of the dankest men you'll ever meet.

Dude: Hey, he parked and took up two parking spots!
Other Dude: Yeah my friend Earl did that once a few years ago. That's swagger right there.
Dude: Yeah, that car's driver was so Early.

by Tony Tobasco July 16, 2024