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Sword husband

An attractive mature male who exudes sex appeal, usually with shoulder length brown hair, the likes of which are seen in the characters like Aragorn in The Lord of the Rings saga and Sirius Black in the Harry Potter series. He is masculine, protective, scruffy, grimy, rough and an unattainable sexual fantasy.
I need a sword husband like Aragorn.

Did you see Sirius Black in Harry Potter he is such a sword husband.

If he was my sword husband he could ride me like a knight on a horse anytime.
by wordporn666 January 27, 2022
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husband

A delivery driver who will dick you down and make you pasta.
“My food was exceptionally on time earlier when my husband came to my work after I requested lunchies.”
by Spinny Louise July 24, 2023
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scarfy's husband

Scarfy's husband is Ornament :D
"Scarfy's husband is who?"
"Your mom"
by Bloody_teeth November 23, 2021
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Husband

To retrieve or act upon said requests from a wife
I told my husband, please pick up some Milk from the store!
by Jax1922 December 28, 2022
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trap husband

A foreign man who has married a woman for citizenship. He is only her husband for VISA purposes and has no house hold power.
I heard you got married, congratulations

“Oh don’t worry, he’s just my trap husband. I’m still coming over
by BlvkKing September 17, 2018
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Husband Hole

A mans asshole that is able to accommodate a large penis on a regular basis while still maintaining tightness.
I went on a few dates with this guy and he has such a husband hole. He took it no problem and it didn't feel used at all.
by queuethequeue December 25, 2023
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