The holy child

An innocent person surrounded by sexual people, usually male.

“Hay did you hear that that group that Dylan with is super sexual “
“Yah but he’s the holy child bro”

by LDOS1334 October 19, 2017

Holy Juices

When a priest is ramming you from behind and he fills you with the embodiment of christ himself.

Joes neighborhood priest gave him some holy juices so he could not be demonized.

by FireSub EatLubs October 15, 2020

holy minute

4:20

The holy minute occurs twice a day and 730 (or sometimes 732 times) a year.

by Humansarestupidium February 05, 2021

holy water

it kills vampires.

person 1: look out! a vampire!
person 2: its ok, i have holy water.

by seventyone November 24, 2019

Holy livins

Another way to say holy cow.

Holy livins that shit was crazy.

by Jayson's words February 19, 2017

Holy Reshad

Reshad is the God we people are praying for. Mortal creatures found his existence in 2020 when everybody was going crazy due to COVID-19. Reshad is the one who controls us; he is the one we pray for. Even holy Reshad was created by asexual reproduction that makes animals look like us.

Ali: Guys, let's pray for Reshad, for he can help us with the exams.
9B class: Holy Reshad.

by Holy Reshad November 30, 2020

holy load

To masturbate during church services and blow your wad while concentrating on the pastor's/Preist's wife, knowing that jesus is also watching, then commence to shaking hands with the congregation after service to spread the love!!!!

Hello my brother (shaking hands) that service was so awesome I just have to share my HOLY LOAD with everyone!!!!

by bosshogg00 August 01, 2009