Hiney Vaginy

A nicer, and even douchier, term for the anus in reference for using the anus for sexual pleasures. It makes the anus not seem so disgusting by making the sexual explorer visualize the anus as its cleaner, more appetizing cousin, the vagina. I mean c'mon, whats the true difference between a anus and vagina when it comes to where you wanna stick the penis?

Bob-"So Jim, when are we making a sexy time?"
Jim-"Whenever you let me in that ass."
Bob-"I wish you would refer to it as my hiney vaginy, Jim."
Jim-"Your such a fucking douche bag, fagget"

by Bob Crachet December 14, 2008

Hotel Hideaway

A sex game where you have sex with internet people, aka cybersex

Let's go fuck on hotel hideaway first!

by Big dick ehab April 18, 2018

hide and go seek

popular child hood game. sometimes popular among young adults that are not to cool for it. involves a bunch of people hiding and one person seeking them all out. whoever the first person is then in turn the seeker in the next game. not a good game to play outdoors in flip flops, results in nasty walmart feet :(

kid one: lets go do something interactive...

kid two: lets go play hide and go seek!!!

kid one: hells freakin yess!!!!!!

by a.rod September 30, 2008

Hide and Go Skeet

One person counts while everyone goes and hides. While each person hides they jerk off. If a person is found before they finish they lose.

Dennis didn't cum before Jill found him in Hide and Go Skeet, so he loses.

by Dammann6000 December 17, 2008

hide the cat

to get high.

lets hide the cat before we go to the mall

by Metthead November 3, 2009

Hide and Go find

A Game invented where one or more people go and hide, whilst the others try and find them.

Maz- Let's play hide and go find!
Paul- Fuck off!
Dan- Go Die!
Nathan- Put underneath true story
Nathan- Stroyyyyy
(Laughter)
--TRUE STORY--

by maz_thisguy January 20, 2014

Hide the Oreo

The slick way of getting a morbidly obese female to fellatiate your twig and giggleberries when she says she doesn’t give that neck. Simply place an Oreo, preferably low calorie, near your meat rod and she will eventually sniff it out and devour it and anything close to it, thus including your man meat.

Man 1: Dude I finally got that fatty to give me some dome.

Man 2: HOW?

Man 1: We played hide the Oreo, and she found it and my cock too. Devoured it.

Man 2: Congrats bro; I’d always heard that fatties give the best throat. Seems true huh?

Man 1: As true as the sky is blue.

by Tosser of Salads January 3, 2018