road helmet

Woman giving head to male driver in a car.

I drove all the way home with my road helmet on.

by aqhachick September 20, 2004

douche helmet

A total fucking dip shit, usually with the first name Evan. Synonymous with cock banger.

Evan is a fucking douche helmet....a cock banger...a banger of the pole.

by Hermaphrodite February 26, 2004

Helmet scrapage

Refers to the action of the head of a penis that is vigorously pulled back and forth inside a vagina. The topside of the penis head is flared upward and scrapes the inside of a vagina triggering a female orgasm.

She needs a little helmet scrapage tonight to calm her down. I got just what she needs.

by JoeyBomm May 6, 2021

dutch helmet

When two males are riding tandem on a motorcycle, with only a helmet on, the gentleman in the back is required to provide hands on protection for the package in the front.

Did you see the two guys pull a dutch helmet going down the road the other day??

by Chalky84 July 28, 2017

hairy helmet

When the head of your circumcised penis is covered in hair.

Shaun's hairy helmet kept getting knotted as he masturbated.

by Tbone56 April 5, 2014

Helmet kid

A retard that wear's a helmet that sits in an electric wheelchair with a diaper that seems to ruin everything by screaming obnoxiously but you can't complain about them because "Equality" even though they're screams probably mean end me in special language

Helmet kid: "Hdosbwzgsnkagskssysjwbsiebhdjei"
Random person: "yo look at that helmet kid he won't shut the fuck up"

by Gary glitters left nut November 18, 2019

god helmet

hijab

yo that is a bangin god helmet, where can I get one of those??

by johnrene22 May 24, 2019