An abstract plan with positive intentions that is publicized from high-level executives and never ever actually gets a green light to be implemented by anyone. But everyone uses it to avoid doing extra work on the platform.
The micro fixes that normally would be pushed to the customer-facing system are on hold due to the hopeful bullshit.
by LostFido February 11, 2018
Get the hopeful bullshitmug. by Hoseoksmilingismyaesthetic September 27, 2018
Get the J-Hopemug. It's slang for a vehicle, (car or truck) that runs very poorly. It's functionality is extremely questionable. It's likely to be an older dilapidated car that requires a ton of maintenance, due to age or lack of care. Performing maintenance has been procrastinated on - big time. It could be a gift horse given to you second hand. It was free or handed over as charity. The owner refuses to properly take care of it except for Fuel and topping off the oil. It's secretly adored for all it's glory. The downside: One never knows when the vehicle may break down. Basically when the Hope and Go must be driven, the owner stresses out while attempting to start the heap. Praying that the vehicle makes it to their destination. Therefore, the Driver describes their heap of a vehicle as a "Hope and Go" because they just hope it goes... originally, it's slang from New Jersey.
Vehicle owner: "Sorry I'm late ... please tell me there's some food left. My Hope and Go was bein' a Biach."
Friend #1: (Joking tone of voice) "Grab a plate - you'd be late, even if you had a race car."
Vehicle owner: (Sarcastic tone) "That hurts . At least I don't look like I was ran over and left for dead."
Friend #1: "Hey - F*#^ off. You should put that thing cout of its misery - its obviously suffering 'cuz it has to deal with you."
Friend #1: (Joking tone of voice) "Grab a plate - you'd be late, even if you had a race car."
Vehicle owner: (Sarcastic tone) "That hurts . At least I don't look like I was ran over and left for dead."
Friend #1: "Hey - F*#^ off. You should put that thing cout of its misery - its obviously suffering 'cuz it has to deal with you."
by pissed_off_unicorn December 3, 2018
Get the hope and gomug. by comealongp December 24, 2017
Get the J-Hopemug. JHOPE IS MY SUNSHINE. HE IS MY HOPE. HE LOVES HAMBURGER AND SPRITE. HE DANCE VERY WELL. HE IS ALSO GOOD AT RAPPING. AND HIS VOCALS ARE AMAZING. HE IS VERY VERY VERY HANDSOME AND FUNNY. HIS LAUGH IS LIKE A MUSIC TO MY EAR. SO PLEASE STAN J-HOPE AND LOVE HIM WITH ALL OF YOUR HEART BECAUSE OTHERS ARE SAYING THAT HIS FACE IS LIKE A HORSE, THE HELLLLLLLL.... THAT'S NOT TRUE..... OKAYYYY THAT'S ALL. STREAM DYNAMITE JUSEYO.
"I'm your hope, you're my hope, I'm j-hope."
"I hate snakue."
"Hamburger and sprite."
"Only english speakue"
"Introduce your selfue."
" HAHSHHAHSHAHSHAHSHAHSHA" laughs in j-hope
"Dirty water touch my faceu"
"I hate snakue."
"Hamburger and sprite."
"Only english speakue"
"Introduce your selfue."
" HAHSHHAHSHAHSHAHSHAHSHA" laughs in j-hope
"Dirty water touch my faceu"
by LALAHOSEOK October 21, 2020
Get the J-HOPEmug. A Luxembourgian deity. Common folk pray to him before Luxembourg's crop harvesting season to wish for a fresh and plentiful harvest.
Oh hopeful Jack, please bring us seventy thatchels of barley and hops to sell so we can afford to keep our shitty little cottage and continue to feed grandma instead of having to let her die. She could live a little while longer. "Hojek" (Amen but for hopeful jack)
by Gayboi34 March 27, 2020
Get the Hopeful Jackmug. The act of wishing you were at a bar imbibing in libations when in actuality you're forced to do something mundane and extremely adult like go to work, show up for court, do laundry, etc.
by Brodzilla July 31, 2016
Get the Bar Hopingmug.