goose grenade

joel benjey bc he plays hockey so he thinks he’s Canadian and loves to sword fight in the locker room with fellow team mates.

joel likes boys bc he’s a goose grenade

by iminyourmomsdreams September 27, 2021

logic grenade

A statement of fact, usually in the form of an e-mail, that renders all hostile (emailers) silent

Employee #1: I had been getting calls and e-mails all morning about the Widget Project. Managers want status, test group wants results.
Employee #2: What changed? Why did they stop?
Employee #1: I silenced them all when I explained to them the Widget Project was, in fact, not my project (according to my manager) and they need to direct their efforts towards <Employee X>
Employee #2: Sounds like you lobbed them a logic grenade

by Jenkem Hog March 25, 2008

Hand Grenade

Former Mayor of New York and future cast member of Orange is the New Black, Rudy Giuliani

"Rudy Giuliani is a hand grenade, he's going to blow us all up,"

-John Bolton

by Simone De' Salome October 15, 2019

Conversational Grenade

An incredibly jaw dropping statement guaranteed to bring any conversation to a screeching halt. Such as randomly dropping a slur or extreme political position.

"Hey did you remember last night when James made that conversational grenade of a joke?"

"Yeah he definitely went too far."

by JSmith4129 October 22, 2022

dick grenade

When a girl gives you such bad blue balls, that the semen backs up, thereforeaking your dick and balls explode

After that sloppy HJ last night, I woke up with a ticking dick grenade.

by Ethan Vans December 20, 2016

Axe Grenade

An Axe Grenade or smoke grenade is when a middle schooler will spray a locker room with a whole Axe Body Spray. Mostly small sixth graders will do this action to their own entertainment.

Axe Grenade: when a middle schooler will spray a locker room with a whole Axe Body Spray. Mostly small sixth graders will do this action to their own entertainment.

G8: Yo What The Actual Fuck is that smell nigga!!??
Other G8: Those stupid motha fuckers!!!! Those little fuckin sixth graders set off another Axe Grenade!
G8: Well, time to beat they asses. Who’s in?

All G8’s in unison: Fuck Yeah!.
G6 who set did the Axe Grenade: Aw shit! Hey, nobody gon snitch right?
Some other G6’s: Yeah/Sure/Ok.
G8’s:Yo, which one of you motha fuckers did that shit!!!?
G6’s in unison: G6WSAG
G6WSAG:Man Fuck all y’all.

“End Scene”

by Emerymiles2007 February 14, 2020

Grenade attack

When you poop is so explosive it jumps back up out of the bowl and whacks your butt cheeks.

Man, I just had the worst grenade attack after eating all of those eggs.

by Special_chur February 9, 2023