Grape Head

An immature "elementary school"insult given to you by a perverse and unsupervised 7 year old at taco bell

7 year old: "you're a grape head!"
You: "what does that even mean?"

by Jolly526 May 15, 2016

grape squish

1) Pushing a grape in between a girls vaginal lips and popping it into a guys mouth

2) The act of fucking a girl so hard you virtually "smash her clitoris."

"Dude I totally Grape Squished that girl last night"
"Dude nice!"

"Yeah we fucked so hard I got Grape squished."

by The Grape Squisher November 2, 2013

Grape lips

Grape lips

“Shit it grape lips”
“What does that mean?”
“I don’t know”

by treetree November 20, 2020

grapes and avocados

when you go grocery shopping with your crush and all you can do is look at each other

(looking at you) "we need grapes and avocados"
(looking back at me) "mhm"
(looking at you) "yeah, like, totally"
(looking back at me) "oh yeah, ahh, we'll get there eventually"
(looking at you) "woah, ha? Mmmh. Cool"
(looking back at me) "grapy grappolinos, huh, and avanti avo-voca-cado-do re mi fa so la ti doooo!"
(looking at you) "ahaha, yuppy. Like fruits. Thats sexy"
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by Krkič April 26, 2019

Double Grape

1) Verb: When one enjoys both grapes and wine in the same meal, thereby doubling his grape intake.

2) Verb: When a man inserts both his testicles in a woman's vagina, much to her delight.

I certainly did double grape during last night's meal, I am feeling quite full of antioxidants.

I certainly did double grape that woman last night. I am quite certain she is still thinking about my testicles inside her vagina.

by Wouldyoulikesomegrapesandwine? December 6, 2011

Grape pussy

What the fuck why are you looking up grape pussy

Friend:Dude I looked up grape porn the grapes had big grape pussy
Me:why the fuck did you look up gay grape porn

by Reetthefrog April 11, 2019

penis grapes

big and round

penis grapes r so good n juice

by bitchhahha April 28, 2019