mind the gap

a joke to say to someone with a massive gap between their teeth

Taurian mind the gap lol!

by iMaNiLlUtioN April 2, 2023

fap gap

When an unusual amount of time lapses between normally frequent faps.

I was on it pretty regularly for a while, but I've had a pretty big fap gap the last 4 or 5 days. I need to get back to my regular schedule and get back to fulfilling my fap cap daily.

by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023

bone gap

the child of dead grandparents

“hey, are russell’s grandparents dead?”

“yea. he’s a bone gap. only half of mine are dead. i’m a half bone gap.”

“you’ll be a full bone gap soon.”

by bonegap2 April 28, 2022

Closing the Gap

What happens to a girls thighs when she enters an emotionally secure relationship.

Friend 1 :"Jenny told Kurt she's not having sex with the lights on anymore.. says she doesn't feel confident."...

Friend 2: "I know, he told me he's been virtually cut off! "
Friend 1: "The girl sure can demolish a bag of cheezy poofs, I think she's been closing the gap since the end of the summer."

by Psychwinder January 15, 2022

vog gap

A vog gap means that when you have vog in your team you automatically win because vog is best

Vog said, "omg we just beat those shitters 16-0 it's a clear vog gap"

by vog2k November 10, 2022

gap it down

When you break bread, otherwise known as splitting the profit

Yeah I'll ride with you but you got to gap it down!

by YoungsterMystery May 26, 2022

IQ gap

A difference of at least 20 IQ points between two individuals that makes the discussion between them difficult

Mike: ”Did you talk with Susan?”
Carl: ”Yeah, but it was hard because of the IQ gap”

by sickmofofo March 26, 2022