friend

a male who has all female friends and seems to be but is not clearly gay.

Bill: why doesnt barry hang out with guys
Rob: because he's a friend
Bill: really? i kind of thought so

by Low Clef April 12, 2004

Friends

Something that u don’t have lol

I don’t have friends

by Shrek scary facts December 22, 2020

Friend

friend: someone who you threaten to kill and will just tell you;

"I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me"

-Some person

Bro A: Dude, you're a bro to me, perhaps even a... Friend.
Dude B: *gasp* Bro. I would kill for you.
Bro A: *chokes* Dude...

by Violoafforprez July 9, 2019

Friends

Retarded/helpful people that will be a dick to you, or be nice to you, Usually the retarded and being a dick to you is most common

What great friends! :D
What great friends. (dick)

by Lokis loombertson April 1, 2015

Friends

Something you don't have

you have no friends lol

by SaucyBean77 January 11, 2019

friend

Someone who would love to help you until you stop giving them there money and taking them places

My “friend” just helped me move.... after we went to the most expensive restaurant in the area

by Omgyoushouldlikethis October 17, 2019

Friends

Something i don't have.

Hello there my friend! Wanna call with the rest of my friends?

by lonely im so lonelyyyy October 11, 2018