Definitions by Violoafforprez

Friend 

friend: someone who you threaten to kill and will just tell you;

"I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me"

-Some person

Bro A: Dude, you're a bro to me, perhaps even a... Friend.
Dude B: *gasp* Bro. I would kill for you.
Bro A: *chokes* Dude...

Friend by Violoafforprez July 9, 2019

Zelda 

Zelda is the Princess of Hyrule who "spends most of her time on vacation in the dungeon somewhere catching royalty checks from her successful franchise."
-Jelloapocalypse
She is also very boring, except in like Wind Waker and Breath of the Wild where she is rude instead...

'Wow, this must be the 8,000,000th Zelda that has gotten captured. Whatever should we do...'

Zelda by Violoafforprez March 25, 2019

Link 

Link is the Hero, and can only speak in Hya's and other grunting noises.

"Hut! Hut! Hejt! Tyaa! Whaa! Hut!"
-Link

Link by Violoafforprez March 24, 2019

kiribaku 

Kiribaku is from My Hero Academia, or Boku No Hero Academia if you're annoying, it's between Kacchan and Shitty Hair. It's g8 mate rate it 8/8!!!

Kiribaku is the #1 BNHA ship, aside from Tododeku

kiribaku by Violoafforprez February 10, 2018