French deepfry

When you make French toast mix and put your dick in the batter then you stick it in the frying pan. It may sting a bit but at the end you have a nice treat for you and your girlfriend/ boyfriend.

Friend: Yo dude, what'd you eat this morning?
You: well, I gave my girl a French deepfry.

by Linkimusprime December 03, 2019

French buttsex

The sexual act where a male insert his penis into an anus and swirls it around like a helicopter propeller. Like the tongue during a french kiss .

agendus gave hera a French buttsex so hard that she propelled to the roof

by Slothy13 November 23, 2016

swirly french

The act of dipping one's genitals into a toilet bowl, getting a blow job, and then French kissing said blower.

My new girlfriend is kind of a freak and wanted to try the swirly French. Turns out it is pretty great.

My friend got a swirly French in a public restroom the other day. He's not feeling so well now.

by Frandoozle November 28, 2017

French People

They simply do not exist, if someone tells you they are Fr*nch don't believe them they are lying.

"Oui are French People."

"No your not, the Fr*nch aren't real silly."

by Gh0sty6 November 14, 2022

french farming

Term used when your friend is trying to get a girl. Talking/flirting her up.

Bro, do you know where LJ is?

Yeah, he’s over there french farming.

by akeno’ December 10, 2020

french slurpie

when you eat out an ass so hard you slurp up some poop

Josh: Bro I was hooking up with this girl last night and I gave her a french slurpie.
Sam: Damn bro thats gnarly.
Josh: Yeah man it was kinda dope.

by yung jorg July 20, 2019

french teacher

a teacher that is so incredibly bad and yells at you for no reason, she takes joy in yelling at kids and always gives attitude

saif: yo did you see my new teacher
me: no whats she like?
saif: she’s such a french teacher dude, she yells at us 24/7

by valval5 May 01, 2021