French buttsex

The sexual act where a male insert his penis into an anus and swirls it around like a helicopter propeller. Like the tongue during a french kiss .

agendus gave hera a French buttsex so hard that she propelled to the roof

by Slothy13 November 23, 2016

French Blossom

A wonderfuly fragrant booty hole.

The aroma of her French blossom was intoxicating.

The smells of her French blossom were so inviting I had to eat her ass.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018

French Wind

A release of gas from one's posterior. That resembles the smell you get downwind of a dirty French Canadian.

Guy: Ugh! What's that smell?

Buddy: It smells like s dirty French Canadian!

Friend: Sorry boys, I just blew some French Wind..

by RacinJason November 30, 2018

lewis french

lewis french is a big nonce who got baited out on twitter and snapchat.
he is very ginger and looks about 11.

steer clear of lewis french

grace: do you know who just got bbbbbBAITED
cerys: lewis french

by beanys February 22, 2019

Downstairs French

When you perform cunnilingus on a lovely lady. Maybe she's not so lovely. You do what you want with whom you want.

What do you say you put on that beret and put my baguette in your mouth while I go downstairs French. Don't worry about being all Marcel Marceau. My mom won't be home for another half hour.

by Mike Digital March 4, 2019

french slurpie

when you eat out an ass so hard you slurp up some poop

Josh: Bro I was hooking up with this girl last night and I gave her a french slurpie.
Sam: Damn bro thats gnarly.
Josh: Yeah man it was kinda dope.

by yung jorg July 19, 2019

French deepfry

When you make French toast mix and put your dick in the batter then you stick it in the frying pan. It may sting a bit but at the end you have a nice treat for you and your girlfriend/ boyfriend.

Friend: Yo dude, what'd you eat this morning?
You: well, I gave my girl a French deepfry.

by Linkimusprime December 2, 2019