french mortar

When one shoves a croissant in their own shitter and proceeds into duck and cover position with their ass aimed high in the air and lets out a massive fart launching the croissant into the partners mouth making for a delicious treat.

Madison got into position and launched a perfect french mortar right into andrews mouth.

by ElongD69 November 7, 2017

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French Relish

In the act of taking any sort of food and putting it inside of a human asshole and than eating it

I use dillon forester for French Relish

by Nuttsack69 November 13, 2011

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French Revolution

A reference to the use of the guillotine during the French Revolution to describe receiving bad head. It can almost feel like your head is getting chopped off.

Person 1 - “She gave you head last night? How was it?”
Person 2 - “It was French Revolution bro.”

by Goalieking02 August 28, 2022

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French lunch

Sex on your lunch break

The kids were both at school, the wife called me upstairs for a French lunch!

by Throb56 August 24, 2021

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ap french

An advanced placement class that high school students take because they've already taken all of the French classes leading up to it, so why not? They are emersed in Francophone culture through small selective articles and are then forced to write essays in French in under an hour, get many points off because when you're writing that fast your brain seems to think it's okay to write j'aimons, instead of j'aime. After an entire year of preparation for an intensive ap exam, a coronavirus appears and the college board decides that the new, shortened, ap exam will be composed entirely of speaking.

More than half the class dropped within the first month of taking AP French.

by Hello234567 April 20, 2020

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