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dirt on a flower

The phenomenon occurring when gorgeous, vibrant, total-package women engage in relationships with men who are beneath them either in attitude, appearance, or overall composure - from simpletons to the average guido douchebag. The abbreviated version is 'doaf.'
Tiger Woods is dirt on a flower (Elin Woods). Brad Pitt performed a real doaf move on Jennifer Aniston.
by John Doaf December 5, 2009
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Flower cult

The flower cult is a cult amongst the members of a kpop role-playing community in an entertainment called FYI, they're a group chat full of chaos, gayness and spamming memes. Stan chaos and gayness, stan the flower cult-🤡
Person A: "who are they? They're so chaotic and gay"

Any member of FYI: "oh, that's the flower cult, they're great!"
by Loonathewierdchaoticgays July 12, 2020
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Meat Flower

A meat flower is a tittle/breast but more complicated
Women: shit dude my meat flowers are so sore
Other Women: Same, but hey atleast we have meat flowers unlike that chick over there.
by Stelegram November 3, 2020
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Rope Flower

The name given to someone who is into bondage with decorative flowers woven into the rope/bondage tape.
Person 1: Look how sexy this girl is.

Person 2: Are those flowers in her bondage?

Person 1: Yeah, she's a real Rope Flower.
by Headformars January 31, 2017
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flower mowing

Intentionally doing a job so poorly that you will not be asked to do it again. For example, you do not want to mow the grass so you "accidentally" now down the flowers so no one will ask you to mow the grass again.
He's just flower mowing to avoid being asked to do that job.
by Traveller64 May 21, 2017
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anus flowers

A phenomenon that occurs when someone eats excessive amounts of $5 value boxes from taco bell, and have "anal bloomage" from their anus
Bro, all that taco bell gave me a bouquet of anus flowers
by Juanorrhea October 15, 2017
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poofie flower

The fluffy, white flower you're supposed to make a wish on and blow it away.
I saw the biggest poofie flower and made a wish.
by Thid April 27, 2017
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