fart

A fart is the spirit ( sometimes can be nasty ) of the food you ate a while ago ! To keep them away during the day one has to make a special offering to the toilet in the morning. Failing to do so can enrage the fart spirit and can result in you getting thrown out of a moving bus later during the day !

Guy:1-What's that awful smell ? Dude did you just fart ?
Guy:2- oh that's the ghost of the turkey I ate yesterday !
Guy:1- man you're full of shit !
Guy:2- I guess I'am...

by spectre97 January 27, 2014

fart

a stinky and loud gas

eww did you fart!

by desass June 5, 2018

Fart

A chance to be embarrassed at school.

Hey dude, did you just fart? (Laughter)

by Original Orangutans May 30, 2014

fart

air shit

dont fart in my car

by John cena fuckas111 October 5, 2017

fart

To fart or not, if one pushes too far this may occur. Only use the prescribed for as is labled in your undershorts. Otherwise the tongue of Satan may give you a rimjob.

That big churizo and egg burrito you ate last night haunts you, and so letting it pass you wonder why it is so darn hot and if it had reinforcments. . .that's the tongue of satan my friend. . .aka a fart of religious proportions.

by Skubysuby August 29, 2006

Fart

1. Man made methane.

2. The noise which is often heard soon after someone says, "Pull my finger."

That fart smelled horrible!

by Fart Master 09 November 4, 2009

fart

hey man why you blow this shit in my face!!! yo bitch ass smell like shit take a bath

do not fart by any or they will rib yo ass!

by natasha M March 23, 2004