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Erik

He is the most wonderful man you will every meet. He is so pretty and has a heart of gold. But be careful, because he’s sexy and you won’t be the only girl wanting him.
A secret that he will never tell anyone is, that he can be emotional too.
Girl1: Who’s that good looking guy?
Girl2: Oh, that’s Erik. If you want him you need to be quick otherwise he will have another chick.
by ziemlich heiß January 12, 2022
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Erik

He thinks he is Houdini and people think he is funny for saying that. But he is acctually serious
Houdini is a magician. He is Erik's god
by Gripen E May 31, 2018
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Erik

Egoistic asshole that, none likes because of his disqusting look, poor humor and their massive ego.
Look its Erik, i already get sick looking at him
by OnkoMeister September 12, 2018
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The Eager Erik

One consumes an unhealthy amount of Michalob Ultra and after finishing inside your partner (male or female) he performs cuntalingus and consuming his own ejaculate. Also known as the Manahawkin Munch.
Dude, I got waisted on Ultra last night and gave myself "The Eager Erik", I found out I need to drink more pineapple juice and that he needs to Wipe a little better.
by Jersey Jester March 20, 2024
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Jaan-Erik

look at that Jaan-Erik wish i could be him!
by minjeiekr June 3, 2022
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Erik

narcissist, worst person alive, gets turned on little girls
Erik is a person who gets turned on by little girls.
by Smedix December 4, 2023
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Erik

Erik is the most annoying guy in the world. Mostly because his name isnt Eric. He also gives of short guy energi in multiple ways. He is stupid but not like school stupid more low EQ. He is emo. He just is emo. He always talks about himself and nothing else. He is the problem. The longer you are frends with him the more you become like him so if you are friends with an Erik... remember you must escape... you will become like him and you dont want that..
OMG my bestie lucy is friends with an Erik and she is becoming just like him i must run before i catch the desease as well.
by OfficialJulianHater October 15, 2022
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