Love Diving

The act of donning a strap-on dildo and entering the man you love from behind, essentially parting the brown sea and plunging into the depths.

Derek knew how serious his relationship with Rhonda after a romantic evening of love diving- the throbbing in his heart was exceeded only by the throbbing in his anus.

by Professor Thaddeus Higgleby April 15, 2015

Muff Driving

The act performing oral sex on a woman while she is driving. The female equivalent of road head. A derivative of muff diving- the act of jumping face first into a soaking wet vagina, also known as a muff. While the term muff may be outdated, and used to describe a hairy pussy, most hungry/ horny people know, no muff is too tough.

This chick likes teasing guys at the bar and then take them muff driving. They think they're impressive by going down on her at the wheel. Therefore getting some action, with a free ride home. Any opportunity for a dirt road, or construction, is ceased to intensify the vibrations for her pleasure. A bench seat is recommended.

by Shamadizzle September 4, 2018

thadooking or thadook driving

"Thadook" is the the sound made by a car's tires as it it hits the small reflective square lane markers. Thadook driving is the technique used while under the influence or otherwise distracted to echo-locate your vector on the road. When one stops hearing the steady, repeative "thadook...thadook...thadook", one knows to brace for the impact.

I was thadooking down the road when it went silent and I think I went airborne. I was able to crawl from the wreckage with the dimebag and walk home.

by George P. Burdell March 9, 2005

Gravity Driving

The act of letting the car slide while being on Neutral.
Gravity Drive is often used after accelerating and then shifting to Neutral, to save gas when critically needed.

"Boris, you're low on gas. You should consider Gravity Driving until we get to a gas station."

by Asaf September 5, 2005

monkey diving

Verb. Butthole sex.

Chloe's dunk was so fine, it made want to go monkey diving.

by No Eyed Schmee September 28, 2008

drainging

A more intense version of "exhausting." This usually causes brain dysfunction and retardation along with the symptoms of exhaustion.

Emily had a really long and drainging night so she's unable to understand the English language.

by TtheH January 13, 2008

Driving to the Wailing Wall

Being a passenger in a car with a driver unaccustomed to driving a car equipped with manual transmission, staying in first gear way too long, resulting in a jerky, head-bobbing motion, i.e. like the pilgrims at the Wailing Wall.

Every time I get into the car with Scott's sister, we end up driving to the wailing wall for the first three or four traffic stops.

by Marquee6 January 3, 2009