Shmong-Ding

To completely destroy your opponents hopes and dreams on the golf course

Man he is probably crying in the showers after the Shmong-Ding he got on the course today!.

by Tigers White Brother April 19, 2017

Schmling Ding

When one person is out played or even mugged off in any form they have received the 'Schmling ding'.

Jerry- *slips while trying to trip someone over*
Victim- *laughs* you just got the schmling ding bitch

by Bagaack December 09, 2016

Ding single

This is a very bad person most likely a scammer and probably is involved with communism

Ding singles usually have the worst team in there fansty league

Yo I heard that kid is a ding single let's go rob him and ruin his fansty football team

by Brandon wojanh September 06, 2022

Ding Mingy

Lol I don’t have to explain this

Yes, that pair of Gucci shoes is quite Ding Mingy, yo.

by Ding Ming Mingeroo December 04, 2019

ding dong

someone who's name is usually aidan. they think they can pull girls but they have a tiny ding dong and they are also a ding dong.

"aidan is such a DING DONG, ya know!!!"

by cammamungeing July 22, 2018

Ding-Dong

A Ding-Dong is when someone is being stupid, commonly used during gaming, it could either be used when your friend/team mate dies or is just throwing

Bro Leo, your such a Ding-Dong, just stop acting sped

by ParchNugget3721 September 08, 2023

Ding dong

A floppy dick which coherently names as Cindy Crawford.

Cindy Crawford had a large ding dong, which she then inserts it into her vag, and moaned.

by SuckThemTitiNippi March 25, 2018