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David

This cunt will eat you out with a spoon and will make you do the dab until you bleed
I will clap you with david
by Thebigboid October 3, 2018
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The most hilarious person ever.Always picks you up when your down and always stares at you. Is a great athlete and he is pretty smart and of course handsome.He is kind of popular and is so cute like a little kitten. And has the Cutest Smile in the world. Also has the best hair.
David is so cute
by Alana14 February 12, 2019
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david is so amazing everyone loves him. his discord has nice tittys made by jackson everyone loves his mom too she is cute hahahahahahahaa. he is so gangsetr and has a really amazing ass he is also really bad at roblox bc he thinks its fortnite lol. he resembles jesus without the beard. he is a good memer too and is in love with a small asian man named ryan. we love him more tho
Guy: whoa dude why you are acting like david
Dude: bc i am useless and he is powerful
Mom: hail david!!!

Me: did you hear about the guy who banged my mom and sister?
Jack: wow that guy is such a david
by ilovedavid29 July 16, 2018
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David has light brown hair. David has the bluest eyes that you can keep staring into and lose track of time. David has a great personality and most likely does a martial art. David’s voice and smile are the greatest thing and you just can’t wait to see him and he is the highlight of your day. David has a lot of jokes and some of them are dirty.
Girl: “Wow David is so handsome.”
Boy: “Maybe, but I definitely love his jokes, they’re so funny!”
by tkdmasterright September 19, 2018
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A slim and dumb person and the only 2 things they say are “Aw Seriously” and “No” and doesn’t like to see sunrises. Originates from the popular 2010 reality show on YouTube “Battle For Dream Island”.
Steve: You’re my only friend Sam
Sam: Aw seriously.
Steve: Say something else you David.
Sam: NO!
by Salt0727 October 21, 2018
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A boy who will never be loved by a girl. (Me)
by HeartBroken4Life May 27, 2019
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Most hilarious person you will ever meet. Sweet, kind, of course funny, and cute, although he might admit to none of those things. Unbelievably caring and willing to stand up for what he believes in, stick up for friends/girlfriend, and not afraid to just have fun no matter what anyone thinks. Very intelligent, sometimes even thinks too much into things. Has a lot of friends, but loses temper easily when it comes to certain things. Mess with the people close to him? Watch out. Very protective and loving! And, overall, just an awesome person. And he is also the best Defensive Tackle at Wagner high school his friends dejoun , jaun, jb, and Wilson suck .
by Davidisthebestdt September 25, 2018
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