David

An absolute pig. What you use to define assh*les that cheat on there wives with women that are half there age. If you find a David run away and don’t get to close they are obsessive and controlling and sometimes hostile.
Is that a David!? Get away from him because his ego is too big.
by Flickr mate January 04, 2020
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David

An asshole that likes to steal food from the quiet kid in the corner. But, he is the quiet kid in the corner. He hates himself and everyone hates him. He watches my little ponu to cope with his depression.
Teacher: "goddamnit david! For the last time stop watching my little pony in the fucking classroom!"
by Fuck you David. July 29, 2018
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Fucking Hilarious. So funny. No man is more hilarious David.
by BlackThot11 December 03, 2018
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David

A sexy man with a 9-foot wang. Recognized for his weird puns and his annoying personality. Sometimes considered a dick.
(How's that even possible..?)
My friend is pretty annoying, he's a David.
by well then ._. May 20, 2018
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Highest level dick head. if your name is David you like Star Wars, anime, and or the maze runner series
David, your a dick head
by Niggerasshole March 05, 2019
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He's a complete sped. never gets anything right. you cant rely on a David for anything, and if you ever partner up with him you end up doing all the work. however, at times/when it comes to food he's pretty generous, so there's that.
person #1: hey have you seen David recently
person #2: yah, he's over there cleaning up dippin' dots that he dropped becuase he's dumb
by marioman04 November 14, 2019
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