Much the same as the crusty weasel, except a ferret is used instead. Most often, the substitution is for the sake of money and availability, as your local pet store will sell prime ferrets to you with no questions asked.
by that one guy that isn't you September 28, 2010
Get the crusty ferretmug. When someone is scratching an itch and a scab they were often unaware of (commonly near the anal sphincter), and the person then sniffs the scab before throwing it away or, more likely, eating it.
by ActualFoghorn March 14, 2019
Get the Crusty Malonemug. by Joshdelux October 2, 2010
Get the crusty snailmug. The remainder of goop left over from a massive shit that plopped into the toilet, causing the poo, pee, vomit, bacteria, menstrual blood, and whatever else is in your toilet at the time to spew up into your anus, leaving you with a dripping mixture of FUN.
Sam:Yesterday I let go of a perfect 'S'!
Joe: AWESOME!
Sam: Not really... left me with one hell of a Crusty NastyAnus
Joe: AWESOME!
Sam: Not really... left me with one hell of a Crusty NastyAnus
by Fracktard January 6, 2012
Get the Crusty NastyAnusmug. A flaky substance that comes out of the butt after u don't wash it for a month.
Good on spaghetti also known as parmesan cheese.
Good on spaghetti also known as parmesan cheese.
Those are some juicy butt crusties u have there.
by Lance_is_my_fucking_bae_210 March 16, 2017
Get the Butt Crustiesmug. In any situation where you and or someone else jerks off onto someones eyes and it dries forming a crusty layer unenabling them to open there eyes when they awake.
Dude last night jeff past out after he drank all my booze so to get back at him i gave him a crusty nate.
by PreNatel January 5, 2011
Get the Crusty Natemug. by Assmaster04$) November 18, 2018
Get the Ugo crustymug.