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cockshott point

1. The moment before male ejaculation
2. A road near Lake Windermere, UK
by Stuart Taylor October 4, 2003
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Sometimes abbreviated to C.U.Knob-Cock. A well known condition among young adolescent human males, though many slowly recover as they mature into normal human beings. However some extreme cases of C.U.Knob-Cock have been known to last well into a male's adult like. Although this condition is very common, cases of it many vary according to region and social groups.
Jon's a Complete and Utter Knob-head with Cocks on isn't he?

Yeah, did you see how he was talking to her? We should warn her that he's a C.U.Knob-Cock.
by alienfrompluto September 24, 2012
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cocks in frocks

The clergy (specifically christians)
As the priests showed up carrying the golden crosses, my dad quipped, 'Here come the cocks in frocks'.
by cherrypicker uk March 22, 2009
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cocksicle

What happens to your penis and scrotum if you jump into a cold pool, bathtub or ice bucket.
Tim: Gary, what's in your cold pool tent?

Gary: Tim some people call it an insurrection but I call it a cocksicle.
by Gafa Gafa June 18, 2011
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Corkscrew

a torture manuver where a male is forced to do the brain(look up definition) and a corkscrew is forced threw the scrotum and testes
If your still alive from a corkscrew your conversation will go like this. you "doc how serious was the damage done by the corkscrew " doc "you got about 72 hours two live"
by fuckedupinthehead May 29, 2010
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Corkscrew Leg

Having a penis so long it has to be wrapped around your leg, creating a corkscrew around your leg.
Jason: “Dude, did you hear about Timmy, he has a corkscrew leg.”

Jimmy: “Yea man, his dong is 74 inches long.”
by Chief Boiardee February 12, 2019
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Corkscrewed

Banging a chick while your dehydrated turtle head poop acts as a cork holding in the methane and fecal slurry of greasy, spicy food waste; then timing the unclenching of your sphincter with your orgasm causing the explosive release of the "cork" and the spraying and pouring of said fecal slurry wildly onto the receiver of your affection as the cum shot blast her vaginal walls.
On his cheat day Jimmy crushed a sardine pizza with jalapeños and extra cheese as well

as two dozen suicide wings; and then went and corkscrewed Angie, and that's why she's moving. He said it was great!
by Psychoee July 23, 2019
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