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Cooching

She is such a cooching rat
by Unitofstuff December 11, 2022
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cooch

a coochie, but shortened and more whet.
"my cooch is so wet babe"
"suck my cooch"
by notspanstarslol July 6, 2022
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cooch loofah

In the same genre as "douche bag." To be used to describe anyone who, figuratively or literally, rubs your bits the wrong way.
Celeste: "Eddie came home drunk again and couldn't perform. What a cooch loofah."
by sauceb0x August 6, 2011
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cooch flute

I was banging this chick last night and she had the noisiest cooch flute.or , that chicks cooch flute sounded like bagpipes. She got a gassy cooch flute
by I.b. sparkin July 20, 2018
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Poopy cooch

Eww don’t ask me to go down on you when your vag smells like dookie. Straight porta potty pants. Keep that poopy cooch away from me
by Tatd_girl March 9, 2024
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Circular Pooch Cooch

The act of flying a plane in a upwards diagonal then circling around to tighten the "gap" between you and the lead plane
Renard: Genson! pull the plane up in a diagonal fashion then circle around my plane keeping your nose level to my tail! Then close the gap by increasing the thrust to your engine!

Genson: What is this new maneuver?

Renard: We will call it, The Circular Pooch Cooch!
by Ninjaskeelz November 7, 2012
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cooch luge

When a beverage is enjoyed by pouring over a smooth cooch crevice pressed against a thirsty mouth. Similar to an ice luge, but instead of ice it’s made out of pussy. Best brings out the natural aromas of the beverage.
1.) Dang that PAWG is so fire I would cooch luge bum sweat off her.

2.) Last night my wife let me cooch luge cold pressed green juice off her twat. Being healthy never tasted better!

3.) A cooch luge is nature’s aerator.
by Mr. E. Man6969 August 27, 2018
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