Get the Comfortabilitymug. A complicated style that is slightly outrageous and different from the norm yet still manages to allow for extreme comfort physically and psychologically at all times of the day.
by Style Expert August 15, 2016
Get the Comfortable Rebellionmug. Any man or woman living High & Fat in the Comfort Zone of any Country's 1% Totally and Conveniently Un-Aware how people outside the Moat.. Live, Survive or Simply Exist.
Don't waste your time explaining how things are Outside the Moat to a Comfort Zoner Bimbo. They have been Sheltered and Convinced that only their Wants and Needs matter.
by WRivers November 5, 2019
Get the Comfort Zoner Bimbomug. An accessory worn by white American women to insure that they only attract mates that are as dumb, stubborn and lazy as themselves.
Why'd that chick bring a cat to a party?
It's her comfort animal, why-- ya' wanna hit that?
Ha-ha very funny.
It's her comfort animal, why-- ya' wanna hit that?
Ha-ha very funny.
by Ratched, RN September 12, 2019
Get the comfort animalmug. A clit comforter is a slang term used in the Bay Area of California. It is the opposite of the term dick defender. Typically used for men who is in a relationship with a useless woman.
The man in this case becomes the provider and caretaker of the woman who has no respect or care for him or anyone else.
Just like a dick defender, the man keeps to woman around because she offers him affection or sex. The woman will use him for money, security, or for an excuse to experience the "housewife/stay at home wife" impression. She will abuse the man or manipulate him for her own purposes.
The man is desperate to remove the woman, so he will defend her in order to keep the relationship they have together. Another term for this is a clit keeper. Same as a dick defender or penis protector.
The man in this case becomes the provider and caretaker of the woman who has no respect or care for him or anyone else.
Just like a dick defender, the man keeps to woman around because she offers him affection or sex. The woman will use him for money, security, or for an excuse to experience the "housewife/stay at home wife" impression. She will abuse the man or manipulate him for her own purposes.
The man is desperate to remove the woman, so he will defend her in order to keep the relationship they have together. Another term for this is a clit keeper. Same as a dick defender or penis protector.
Son: Dad met this girl online and now she's moving in. She won't help around the house and shes eating all our food!
Daughter: I don't like her at all, she took my makeup without asking and she says dad will buy me new makeup. And he won't even listen to me!
Son: Dad is in denial, he won't see that she's just not a good woman for him.
Daughter: Dad is being a clit comforter.
Daughter: I don't like her at all, she took my makeup without asking and she says dad will buy me new makeup. And he won't even listen to me!
Son: Dad is in denial, he won't see that she's just not a good woman for him.
Daughter: Dad is being a clit comforter.
by CalifornianJunk November 29, 2022
Get the Clit Comfortermug. When you smell a person and their clothes smell of comfort
Derived from comfort boy, comfort family is when the whole family wash clothes with comfort
Not to be mistaken with a male hoe!
Derived from comfort boy, comfort family is when the whole family wash clothes with comfort
Not to be mistaken with a male hoe!
by Dr. Khatari February 7, 2022
Get the Comfort Familymug. The 10-15 pounds of excess blubber an individual tacks on once they acquire a significant other and no longer feel the pressures of single life. In essence it is the fat obtained when an individual "gets comfortable" in their relationship.
Hey Bertha, I couldn't help but notice that ever since you started going with Deshawn your hips have gotten out of control! "Oh it's nothin honey, just a little comfort fat. Those skinny single bitches be trippin."
by Maddiebee January 30, 2016
Get the comfort fatmug.