comfort ex

the one ex you have that is still your best friend and understands you more than anyone else but you're not together
my comfort ex is my soulmate
by celsmeow September 08, 2023
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Comfort Waves

Comfort Waves are emitted by men while they are doing something they enjoy, especially around the house, or are generally comfortable. If you're enjoying the lazy Saturday afternoon, you're emitting Comfort Waves. Browsing the internet for no good reason? Yes, you're emitting Comfort Waves!

Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".

Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.

A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.
Jim: Last Sunday I was watching the Big Game, and as soon as I opened my beer, my wife comes up with this long list of things to do!

John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!
by CyberNixon February 09, 2011
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Too Comfortable

When they're cheating on you or using you and need an excuse to break up
I'm breaking up with you because I got too comfortable...
by Doctor Spock February 01, 2025
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dirty comfort

Someone that look inside your gut & fish out all you have inside, don’t even try to hide it, he’ll take a spatula to fish out all that lies beneath.
‘ I was chilling & napping by the pool, when I woke up, Dirty Comfort already took out my gut & handed it over to me😱’
by Comfabulous November 16, 2020
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dirty comfort

Someone that look inside your gut & fish out all you have inside, don’t even try to hide it, he’ll take a spatula to fish out all that lies beneath.
‘ I was chilling & napping by the pool, when I woke up, Dirty Comfort already took out my gut & handed it over to me😱’
by Comfabulous November 16, 2020
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Clit Comforter

A clit comforter is a slang term used in the Bay Area of California. It is the opposite of the term dick defender. Typically used for men who is in a relationship with a useless woman.

The man in this case becomes the provider and caretaker of the woman who has no respect or care for him or anyone else.

Just like a dick defender, the man keeps to woman around because she offers him affection or sex. The woman will use him for money, security, or for an excuse to experience the "housewife/stay at home wife" impression. She will abuse the man or manipulate him for her own purposes.

The man is desperate to remove the woman, so he will defend her in order to keep the relationship they have together. Another term for this is a clit keeper. Same as a dick defender or penis protector.
Son: Dad met this girl online and now she's moving in. She won't help around the house and shes eating all our food!

Daughter: I don't like her at all, she took my makeup without asking and she says dad will buy me new makeup. And he won't even listen to me!

Son: Dad is in denial, he won't see that she's just not a good woman for him.

Daughter: Dad is being a clit comforter.
by CalifornianJunk November 29, 2022
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comfort puppy

When a guy tries to get with a girl who already has a boyfriend in a shaky relationship decides to help work things out (aka breaking up with the guy). He'll help break up and become the greatest friend in the girl's eyes and give her comfort and in an adorable way.
Oh Patrick, you Comfort Puppy you! We know you're jealous.
by JonasTHEPickHELL July 14, 2017
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