Mary Cloud

The puff of smoke produced from vape or juul in order to protect one’s virginity. Reference to The Virgin Mary.

Every guy made a Mary Cloud every time a girl walked into the place.

by Psychoactive Patient August 12, 2018

Cloud Cream

When a guy with an erected penis cums and it shoots super high up.

I didn’t know Jack could cloud cream so high!

by Jack lmao March 29, 2018

Brown cloud

When you blown cocaine into someone’s butthole, and they immediately fart it back out into the air and you inhale it into your nose.

He blew cocaine into my ass before I was able to brown cloud his face.

by Jujumelvin December 2, 2017

heat cloud

When two or more men decide there must always be a bar stool between them because of the heat thrown off their bodies - the male heat cloud.

Marvin, don't sit so close to me or our heat clouds will combine.

by Shot Fairy December 8, 2015

cloud shaming

The act of; using social or electronic media to broadcast to parties outside of the conflict in order to shame someone into meeting the opposing person's demands.

Cindy is using cloud shaming on Steve, she sent an email to everyone in the office about how its unfair she can't use his espresso machine when he's not around.

by starbox July 21, 2013

cloud sceptic

A person who does not trust cloud based IT resources.

- D Lets run this big data task on the cloud!
- A No!
- D Why, what is wrong with the cloud?
- A Like, everything, except scalability.
- D Ah man, you are such a cloud sceptic!

by BadAssUnicorn599 June 24, 2021

Stuck In The Clouds

It usually means that you are zoning out or "not there" by not focusing on the world around you.

Guy: "I swear you seem like your stuck in the clouds everytime we are on a date."

Girl: "That is because Im thinking about what we are going to do tonight."

Guy: "Oh."

by SomeInternetDweeb January 8, 2023