christopher nuno

A FAT Patato who uses girls & has a girlfriend who is cheating on him because he has a small dick , he’s a fuckboy and lies .

Christopher Nuno is fat and ugly and nobody likes him .

Christopher uses girls

by Yourhoe123 May 7, 2018

christopher root

The most amazing boyfriend you could have.the most talented.loves to play sports.loves his girlfriend.will hate you if you like his girl friend.he is smart,charming,handsome and amazing person ever

If you dumb or loose a Christopher root than your screwed

by Alexa Schroeder October 23, 2017

Christopher Kalitin

Tesla hat
Pants (always :( )
toes
Source of life is Elon Musk
Probably wants to marry elon musk and have tesla/human hybrid children and then seel them

Person 1: Hi Chris
Christopher Kalitin: 08Y083Y4083408TOU3Y0T348YT983Y948YELONISMYTRUELOVE85HIU5UHG5
Person 1: :confused:

by iclpmotspmots March 2, 2022

Christopher's Law

The exact opposite of Gall's Law; deriving simpler systems from the instant establishment of a complex one, essentially taking more time to form.

Dude 1: Yo how's your game dev project going?
Dude 2: I don't know man... I can't get the standard z-buffered polygon rasterizer to work.
Dude 1: Yo, that's totally Christopher's Law!

by Harvek July 29, 2023

Christophe Cummings

Frencie!!! He plays soccer, the clarinet, and the bass clarinet! He thinks that no one likes him, but I think he is wrong!

Christophe Cummings : "No one likes me! I hate (insert subject of conversation here) ! Go away

You : STOP IT FRENCHIE!!!!!

by That Band Girl May 4, 2010

christopher briney

the hottest man alive, the boy who I scream all taylor swift songs for

christopher briney is hot as fuck

by imreadingsouthup July 12, 2022

christopher mackin

A mean and picky human being that gets jealous about anything small or big. Is picky about everything.always likes to be called sir.Overall is a mean and bad person

Eww is that a christopher Mackin in over there.

by Ladygaga673 March 2, 2019