christina's vanity

a fucking bbw kween who has no boundaries. Seen in a group of friends named "the unicorn horn squad"

Hey look, it's another bbw account
NO YOU UNCULTURED SWINE that's christina's vanity!

by regina phalangay January 6, 2019

CHRISTINA LE

GAY LADY WHO TOUCHES MINORS. GETS ZERO ON HER EXAMS AND MANAGED TO IMPRESS HER ENGLISH TEACHER WITH HER SCORES.

CHRISTINA LE SITTING ON A TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

by JOHN DOE 1099 May 3, 2024

Christina

My best friend who always obsesses over older men who have no idea she exists and probably have 10s of thousands of other fan girls just like her. Some examples include Brendan Fraser, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Tom Hiddleston, and sometimes Daniel Craig.

That girl over there talking about Titanic, she’s a total Christina.

by BRITISHLEGEND5678 September 20, 2020

Christina

Very unlikely that she/he/they are straight (hell yeah) and kind of unlikely that they’re cisgender (enjoy this definition all you lgbt Christina’s like me)

I was just annoyed that none of these definitions were lgbt so here’s a lgbt Christina definition

by Christina-the-gay <3 November 14, 2021

Christina Nichole

The most amazing woman I have ever met and the love of my life! She is such a beauty

I love Christina Nichole!

by J-dogg skillet June 27, 2025

Christina Bruno

She is truly a one of a kind, someone who is indescribable by just issuing adjectives. Christina Bruno is so talented, gorgeous, exotic, loving, caring and all around just a perfect person. I don’t know what anyone would be able to do without her loving affection whenever they are down. She is so sweet and cares for everyone first before herself. This is only a small portion to the description but I don’t believe anyone reading this can be deemed worthy of reading the rest.

Wow look how perfect Christina Bruno is!

by Gorgeous, Perfect, Exotic September 13, 2019

Christina

If you ever see one, RUN! Too sexy, you might burn to DEATH! Half her bones are glass but that is her only weakness. She is smart and funny and looooves noodles.

ex: "Was that a ferrari?!?!?! NO! It was just Christina on her scooter!"

by poo poo 123 May 25, 2022