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Pussy Chips

"Pussy Chips" are the result of a woman sitting on a man's face and getting off. But here is the kick, after getting off the man must not wip his face. He has to go outside and sit in the sun until the fluid dries, begins to peel of his face, and forms a chip. These chips are to be injested to finalize the act.
Babe, I'm starved! Can we make some pussy chips?
by EG & CL April 29, 2003
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chip muffin

A connoisseur's interpretation of that great British food staple, the chip sandwhich. The thinking man's terminology if you will. Sometimes referred to as a chip barm. Frowned upon when incorrectly localised to a chip cake, roll, bun, bap etc.
Jasmine went into the chippy and asked for a chip bread cake. A what? Said the proprietor? You mean a chip muffin you div. now get out and don't come back until you can speak English.
by Larsey April 24, 2016
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Chip stink

The name given to anal gas that smells like chips (fries) from a chip shop. In other words, a fart that smells of chips.
I've just made a right chip stink!
by Mme Crumb May 23, 2016
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Chip lunch

When you are either too lazy to prepare a complete lunch, too broke to afford one, or there is simply nothing else to eat but chips*.
Similar to "chip dinner", but at lunch time.

*Not to be confused with Nachos, which is actually a meal.
"What are you having for lunch today?"

"Payday isn't for 3 more days, and all I had at home was this half bag of Doritos. Looks like chip lunch for me."
by Jimmydoorlocks February 1, 2010
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Beli-chip

Beli-chip: a (fictional) device placed in the helmet of New England Patriots players to help them answer questions from the media. The Beli-chip allows Patriots Coach Bill Belichick to communicate and remind the players what is and what isn’t acceptable to say to the media.
Chris Berman was really grilling Randy Moss about Tom Brady's knee, but the Beli-chip kept him on message and on point!
by PatsFanatic August 4, 2009
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Chip special

Chips, egg fried rice and curry sauce in a container from a Chinese takeaway. Usually about £3-4.
Let's order a chip special to share.
by kingmustard December 6, 2010
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Dirty Chip

Having sex with a guy with a big dick....only for 20 seconds, at best.
I met this hot guy last night at the bar...went back to his place and he totally gave me a Dirty Chip. It was satisfying.....for about 14 seconds!
by celery420 June 4, 2020
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