you: "dog, i'm home!"
your dog: *sniffs*
your dog: "that ain't kibbles and bits i'm smelling you dog-cheating son of a-"
your dog: *sniffs*
your dog: "that ain't kibbles and bits i'm smelling you dog-cheating son of a-"
by whatinthediddly July 09, 2017
verb
when a dog-owner returns home to his or her dog with the hair and/or scent of another dog on his or her clothing
when a dog-owner returns home to his or her dog with the hair and/or scent of another dog on his or her clothing
you: "hi rex! i'm home!"
rex: *sniffs*
rex: "that ain't kibbles and bits i'm smelling, you dog-cheating son of a-"
rex: *sniffs*
rex: "that ain't kibbles and bits i'm smelling, you dog-cheating son of a-"
by whatinthediddly July 09, 2017
To cheat (not just in a game, but not in relationships) in an overly obvious way for little reason, if any, or to exploit an arbitrary technicallity.
"I kept telling him that a triangle with 1 side with a lenght of zero is a line, but he kept trying to cheat at Scrabble by throwing a calculus textbook at me."
by MidKnight Reign April 23, 2009
When two or more women have 'girl-time' and discuss a recent cheating on one boyfriend/spouse and conversation may include more of their previous boyfriends/spouse
Paige and Stephanie got together for some 'girl-time' and Stephanie told Paige about cheating on her boyfriend, which immediately signaled a cheating-meeting. They then proceeded to discuss their feelings about the issue and try to rationalize the initial cheating. Then Paige related to Stephanie's story by telling her about the time she cheated on her boyfriend with one of her previous male acquaintances.
by cocoshauthpk May 22, 2011
by Oddjob July 16, 2003
by afishcalledwanda March 04, 2009
the act of pursuing a relationship OR soliciting sex from another person through an instant message and/or online dating service.
Person #1 :"Johnny's old-lady caught him e-cheating."
Person #2 :"I'll bet he got his IMs crossed up."
Person #2 :"I'll bet he got his IMs crossed up."
by Andyman1016 December 14, 2005